standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
pop tarts are not kleenex
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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