I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Randomize
