I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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