once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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