i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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