After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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