all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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