The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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