White coat. Heels.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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