I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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