Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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