Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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