In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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