And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I don't deserve a penis
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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