? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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