That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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