Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Sorry about my life...
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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