bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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