I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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