Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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