How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Randomize
