he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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