Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
it's great music for shaving your balls
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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