It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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