so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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