You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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