sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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