We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
