I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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