i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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