ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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