im gay
i know
yea but for you.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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