Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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