My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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