I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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