I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
North Korea, Best Korea!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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