If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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