Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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