Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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