fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I believe in your delicious
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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