i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
