So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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