One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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