we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
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