ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize