There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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