I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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