? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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