We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
