Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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