After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
