Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
