He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
i believe in u and ur pee
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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