Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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