i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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