Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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