weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I don't think brook has ever known best
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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