So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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