am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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